Common’s ridiculous rhyming NBA All-Star introductions, ranked

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1. “From the three-point range to the lane, he’ll give you a dosage / From the Denver Nuggets, two-time All-Star, the Joker, Nikola Jokic”

2. “You know he’ll get it done / From the Milwaukee Bucks, give it up for Khris Middleton”

3. “In the All-Stars, this is his first / From the defending champion Toronto Raptors, Nick Nurse”

4. “Going hard in the paint is his style / From the Miami Heat, Bam Adebayo”

5. “The reigning MVP can drive the lane with no refusal / From the Milwaukee Bucks, the captain of the team, Giannis Antetokounmpo”

6. “From the inside or outside, he’ll get you / From the Utah Jazz, Donovan Spida Mitchell”

7. “Tonight he’s ready to rock ‘em / From the world champion Toronto Raptors, give it up for Pascal Siakam”

8. “A big man with big skills, yes indeed / From the Philadelphia 76ers, Joel Embiid”

9. “Representing the bayou kingdom / First-time All-Star from the New Orleans Pelicans, Brandon Ingram”

10. “Think you can shake this first-time All-Star? Au contraire, mon frere / From the Utah Jazz, the Stifle Tower, Rudy Gobert”

11. “From the defending champion Toronto Raptors, and you know they did it proudly / Six-time All-Star and floor commander, Kyle Lowry”

12. “He’s only just begun / From the Atlanta Hawks, they call him ice, we also know him as Trae Young”

13. “He handles the rock like Gibraltar / From the Boston Celtics, give it up for Kemba Walker”

14. “From anywhere on the court he can kill it / From the Portland Trailblazers, give it up for my man, Damian Lillard”

15. “When he’s heating up from outside, it’s like a pressure cooker / From the Phoenix Suns, Devin Booker”

16. “We knew he’d be an All-Star from everything he’s shown us / From the Indiana Pacers, Domantas Sabonis”

17. “He got crazy skills, you can’t overstate ‘em / From the Boston Celtics, first-time All-Star, Jayson Tatum”

18. “Known for his fashion, but his triple doubles are his best look / From the Houston Rockets, give it up for Russell Westbrook”

19. “A league MVP who breaks ankles with no pardon / From the Houston Rockets, the league’s leading scorer, James Harden”

20. “This All-Star’s the truth, keeping the defense honest / The reigning rookie of the year, from the Dallas Mavericks, Luka Doncic”

21. “From the land down under, he’s always all about winnin’ / From the Philadelphia 76ers, y’all give it up for Ben Simmons”

22. “One of the generation’s greatest / From the South Side of Chicago and the Lakers, Anthony Davis”

23. “He’s a general with the ball / From the Oklahoma City Thunder, the great Chris Paul”

24. “Like a protest on the court, he’s an all-time disruptor / From the Miami Heat, y’all give it up for Jimmy Butler”

25. “We continue to witness his reign, one of the greatest to play the game / From the Los Angeles Lakers, LeBron James”

26. “He runs the team like a mogul / From the Los Angeles Lakers, the coach, Frank Vogel”

27. “On the court he gives a clinic / A four-time All-Star, from the Clippers, Kawhi Leonard”