As we slowly wind our way through the last days of August, it becomes clearer every day: summer is almost gone, and summer movie season with it. But that doesn’t mean the fun has to end! In fact, what your favorite streaming service has coming next month will almost certainly be better than shelling out $17 to see Suicide Squad again!
Don’t believe me? Well just check out Amazon’s line-up below. In September the network will be debuting Crisis in Six Scenes, the first TV series from Woody Allen. If after that you find you really want to be reminded of how terrible the world is, there’s Wiener-Dog, the newest film from writer-director Todd Solondz. And if you decide it’s time to get into the holiday spirit a little early, there's the Gaga-licious American Horror Story: Hotel, not to mention the legitimately fantastic period horror film The Witch.
Netflix, on the other hand, will finally be premiering Marvel’s much-hyped Luke Cageseries. We’ll no doubt immediately fall in love with it, and devour the entire thing in one massive weekend binge. But Cage isn’t coming out until September 30th, so what to watch on the service until then? Well I’ve got 23 sweet words for you on that front: Jaws. One. Through. Four. Even. Though. Only. One. Of. Them. Is. Even. Remotely. Worth. Watching. And. I’m. Not. Talking. About. The. 3D. One.
Or am I?
Coming to Netflix
September 1st
- The Amityville Horror (2005)
- Babel
- Bayou Maharajah: The Tragic Genius of James Booker
- Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
- Bratz: The Movie
- Burn, Burn, Burn
- Cats & Dogs
- Crashing, season 1
- Defiance
- Easy Fortune Happy Life
- Europe’s Last Great Wilderness
- The Fierce Wife
- Footloose (1984)
- Full Out
- Game Winning Hit, season 1
- Heartland, season 7
- Hellevator, season 1
- Hoot
- Hope Floats
- I Am the Ambassador, season 1
- Indochina’s Wild Heart
- The IT Crowd, series 5
- Jaws
- Jaws 2
- Jaws 3
- Jaws: The Revenge
- Joyful Noise
- Keepers of the Game
- Last Holiday
- Lucky Days, season 1
- Man on Wire
- Milk Money
- Practical Magic
- Road Trip
- Sam Kinison: Breaking the Rules
- Saving Private Ryan
- Scary Movie 2
- Shameless (U.S.), seasons 5-6
- Stomp the Yard
- Sweeney Todd
- Top Gun
- True Grit
- U-571
- The Wicker Man (2006)
- Wild Madagascar
- The Womanizer, season 1
- The Year of Happiness and Love, season 1
September 2nd-15th
- Baby Daddy, season 5
- Chef’s Table: France
- Kazoops!, season 1
- Kulipari: An Army of Frogs
- Narcos, season 2
- Young & Hungry, season 4
- Crash (2004)
- The Finest Hours
- Hard Target 2
- Honey 3
- R.L. Stine’s Mostly Ghostly: One Night in Doom House
- The Blacklist, season 3
- Galavant, seasons 1-2
- Supergirl, season 1
- Extremis
- Hawaii Five-0, season 6
- London Has Fallen
- Goldie & Bear, season 1
- Sample This
- The Walking Dead, season 6
September 16th-28th
- Cedric The Entertainer: Live from the Ville
- Raiders!: The Story of the Greatest Fan Film Ever Made
- The White Helmets
- 3 Days to Kill
- Luther, season 4
- Penny Dreadful, season 3
- Call the Midwife, series 5
- Gotham, season 2
- Colliding Dreams
- New Girl, season 5
- Zootopia
- Bones, season 11
- Easy, season 1
- Wallander, series 4
- Audrie & Daisy
- Iliza Shlesinger: Confirmed Kills
- Last Man Standing, season 5
- Longmire, season 5
- VeggieTales in the House, season 4
- Portlandia, season 6
- River
- Family Guy, season 14
- Margaret Cho: PsyCHO
- The Fosters, season 4 (part A)
- The Imitation Game
September 30th
- Amanda Knox
- Marvel’s Luke Cage, season 1
- Scream, season 2
Leaving Netflix
September 1st
- 2 Fast 2 Furious
- A Walk to Remember
- Anywhere but Here
- Avengers Confidential: Black Widow & Punisher
- The Bridge on the River Kwai
- Call Me Crazy: A Five Film
- The Color Purple
- Crocodile Dundee
- Days of Thunder
- Defending Your Life
- Double Jeopardy
- Everybody Loves Raymond, seasons 1-9
- Exporting Raymond
- Flight of the Intruder
- Girl Rising
- Hachi: A Dog’s Tale
- Hardball
- The Haunting
- Nick Cannon: Mr. Showbiz
- Our Man in Tehran
- Primal Fear
- Roboshark
- Roman Holiday
- S.W.A.T.
- Sins of My Father
- Spanglish
- Traffic
- The Weather Man
- The Wood
- Zoolander
September 4th-11th
- Melissa & Joey, seasons 1-4
- Shanghai Knights
- Gabe the Cupid Dog
- Hollywood Homicide
- My Babysitter’s a Vampire: The Movie
- The Emperor’s New Groove
- Lilo & Stitch
- Fringe, seasons 1-5
- How to Train Your Dragon 2
September 15th-30th
- Bob Saget: That’s What I’m Talkin’ About
- Gridiron Gang
- The Kids Are All Right
- Gimme the Loot
- Simon Killer
- Something, Anything
- The Lost Medallion
- The Forbidden Kingdom
- Alias, seasons 1-5
- Jobs
- Open Water
- Open Water 2: Adrift
- 666 Park Avenue, season 1
- Another Gay Movie
- The Aviators
- League of Super Evil, season 1
- We Were Soldiers
- Wolf
Coming to Amazon Prime Video
September 1st
- 1984
- 2001 Maniacs
- Any Given Sunday
- Apollo 13
- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- Autopsy
- Borderland
- Breakheart Pass
- The Broken
- Bronson
- Buried
- Butterfly Effect 3: Revelations
- Caddyshack
- Crazy Eights
- Dark Ride
- The Deaths of Ian Stone
- The Devil Inside
- Dying Breed
- Eight Men Out
- Fido
- Food, Inc.
- Four Feathers
- From Within
- Full Metal Jacket
- Fun Size
- Futureworld
- Good Will Hunting
- Hair
- Heaven’s Gate
- Imagine That
- Interview with a Vampire
- Jeff Who Lives at Home
- Lake Dead
- Man on Wire
- The Mechanic (2011)
- Mr. Majesty
- Mulberry Street
- Nightmare Man
- Offspring
- Out of Time
- Pusher I
- Pusher II: With Blood on My Hands
- Pusher III: I’m the Angel of Death
- Reincarnation
- Roman Holiday
- Saved!
- Scary Movie 2
- The Secret of N.I.M.H.
- The Spiderwick Chronicles
- The Thaw
- Theater of Blood
- To the Wonder
- Unearthed
- United States of Leland
- Wiener-Dog
- You’re the Worst, season 3
- Young Adult
September 2nd-13th
- Fangbone, season 1
- Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
- The Stinky & Dirty Show, season 1
- Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension
- Doctor Who, season 9
- Being Poirot, season 1
- Foyle’s War Revisited, season 1
- The New Adventures of Nanoboy, season 1
- Loosely Exactly Nicole, season 1
- Mary + Jane, season 1
- Atlanta, season 1
- Little Weddings, season 1
- Braindead, season 1
- One Mississippi, season 1
- Better Things, season 1
- Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction
- Knock Knock
- Animal ER, season 1
- Bigger, Stronger, Faster
- Cocaine Cowboys
- Drillbit Taylor
- Suspects, seasons 1-2
- Black Ink Crew Chicago, season 2
September 15th—22nd
- American Horror Story, season 5
- Black Death
- Blindspot, season 2
- Ghosthunters on Icy Trails
- Legends of Chamberlain Heights, season 1
- Stop-Loss
- Schitt’s Creek, season 2
- Fleabag, season 1
- Creative Galaxy, season 2
- South Park, season 20
- Captive
- The Witch
- American Gothic, season 1
- Freakonomics
- Jiro Dreams of Sushi
- Ondine
- Shadow Dancer
- Serena (2016)
- StarTalk with Neil deGrasse Tyson, season 3
- Kevin Can Wait, season 1
- Big Bang Theory, season 10
- The Last Man on Earth, season 3
- New Girl, season 6
- Scream Queens, season 2
- Marvel’s Agents of Shield, season 5
- Empire, season 3
- The Goldbergs, season 4
September 23th—30th
- Sicario
- Transparent, season 3
- Hell’s Kitchen, season 16
- Rosewood, season 2
- The Blacklist, season 4
- Notorious, season 1
- How to Get Away with Murder, season 3
- Heist
- The Exorcist, season 1
- Dr. Ken, season 2
- 180 South
- Bobs Burgers, season 7
- Family Guy, season 15
- The Simpsons, season 28
- Son of Zorn, season 1
- The Disappearance, season 1
- Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop
- District 13 -— Ultimatum (English Subtitled)
- District B13 (English Subtitled)
- No Place on Earth
- Francofonia
- Drunk History, season 4
- Crisis in Six Scenes, season 1
Coming to HBO Now
September 1st
- 10
- 300
- Arthur
- Arthur 2: On the Rocks
- Children of Men
- Coyote Ugly
- Definitely, Maybe
- Doctor Dolittle
- Ghost World
- Gotcha!
- I Love You, Man
- I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
- Michael Clayton
- Rushmore
- Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye
- The Bonfire of the Vanities
- The Great Muppet Caper
- The Princess Diaries
- This Boy’s Life
- High Maintenance, season 1
- Dane Cook’s Tourgasm
- Down and Dirty with Jim Norton
- Cafe para llevar (aka Coffee to Go)
September 2nd—26th
- The English Patient
- Codigo paa (aka Peace Code)
- East Side Sushi
- Por amor en el caserio (aka For Love in el Caserio)
- Stand up to Cancer
- Habla y Vota
- High Maintenance, new season
- Three Days of Terror: The Charlie Hebdo Attack
- The Larry Sanders Show
- Vice News Tonight
Leaving HBO Now
September 23rd
September 30th
- Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London
- Antwone Fisher
- Breach
- Cry-Baby
- Furious 7
- Kung Pow: Enter the First
- Magic Mike
- Magic Mike XXL
- Ouija
- Raising Arizona
- Remember the Titans
- Road House
- San Andreas
- Shrek
- Slither
- Super Troopers
- The Birdcage
- The Book of Life
- The Invasion
- The Maze Runner
- We Are Marshall